I’d rather Mas-Debate.

October 8, 2008 by gayskeleton

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Watching the Presidential Debates was like watching political paint dry. Boring!!! Who needs the pretense of questions when answers will be only half given at best. They are both liars and panders, they have to be. Hell, you lie on your job interviews, “my weakness? Uh… I never… give up? ” Crock of shit.

Here’s how we pick the President. We toss a lit fuse bomb and who ever can catch it by raising his arms above his head wins.

It must be said that you need to be phyiscally fit before taking office. How can you be a lame, aging, dying President when even the littlest jobs require physicals?!?

Newman.Owned!

September 27, 2008 by gayskeleton

Rest In Peace Paully.

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Bernie Won’t Burn. Goes Straight to the Laugh Factory in Heaven.

August 9, 2008 by gayskeleton

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“The world just got a little less funny,” said “Oceans” co-star George Clooney.

Don Cheadle, another member of the “Oceans” gang, concurred: “This is a very sad day for many of us who knew and loved Bernie. He brought so much joy to so many. He will be missed, but heaven just got funnier.”

Apparently Heaven’s now funnier and the World, lesser so. God loves a good Dick Joke.

Scarlett Johansson ‘Name Drops’ Kal Penn

August 6, 2008 by gayskeleton

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Way to Go Kumar!!!

Morgan Freeman (The OG Batman) Puts Down the Coffee and Picks Up the Sugar.

August 6, 2008 by gayskeleton

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White Chicks, Man.

Obama Calls Black People “You Guys” Whilst Heckled in Florida.

August 1, 2008 by gayskeleton

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Florida!!!!! Not You Again!!!!!!

Barack Picks Hillary to Be His VP and Fuck Buddy.

July 31, 2008 by gayskeleton

US Democratic presidential candidate Illinois Senator Barack Obama and former candidate Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) appear together at a Women For Obama fundraiser breakfast in New York on July 10, 2008. "Vote Both," a group dedicated to persuading Barack Obama to pick former foe Hillary Clinton as his vice presidential running mate, is folding, as hopes of a "dream ticket" fade.(AFP/File/Timothy A. Clary)

Be Honest. That gets you hot?

Common is a Vegetarian But Loves Big Macs!(It’s OK) He’s also Gay and Dates Women.

July 28, 2008 by gayskeleton
Got Beef? Not With this Burger$$$.

Gossip Girl’s New ‘Racy’ Ad Campaign.

July 23, 2008 by gayskeleton

Gossip Girl Season 2 Ad

I Think They Meant Inapparent.

And You Thought Seinfeld Was a Show Where Insignificance Happened.

Batman Beats Up Mom and Sis After They See Mamma Mia Instead of The Dark Knight.

July 22, 2008 by gayskeleton

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Take That Abba Fans!