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Gossip Girl’s New ‘Racy’ Ad Campaign.

gayskeleton — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 20:26:10 +0000

I Think They Meant Inapparent.

And You Thought Seinfeld Was a Show Where Insignificance Happened.

Batman Beats Up Mom and Sis After They See Mamma Mia Instead of The Dark Knight.

gayskeleton — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 22:23:19 +0000

Take That Abba Fans!

Tabby Chokes Adopted Baby Panda to Death. Trial Pending.

gayskeleton — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:37:06 +0000

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - Amsterdam’s Artis zoo says a baby red panda adopted by a zookeeper’s cat after being rejected by its mother has died.

The zoo says an autopsy on the tiny panda found its windpipe filled with milk, indicating it choked to death. The zoo had hoped the panda would be able to suckle from the cat for three months before moving onto a diet of bamboo and fruit.

The tabby cat came to the cub’s rescue July 1 after it was spurned by its mother. A second cub died shortly after the cubs’ birth on June 30.

In a message on its Web site Friday, the zoo says the cub was healthy until its unexpected death Thursday. The rest of its adoptive family — the tabby and her four kittens — are in good condition.

In Conclusion, Unexpected Death causes end to Good Health.

10 Second Movie Review. Wanted: Dead in the Water.

gayskeleton — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:26:45 +0000

If Nothing is supposed to make sense anymore then no sense has definitely been made.

Breaking. Stephen Colbert Comes Out.

gayskeleton — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:32:45 +0000

Don’t Look. Indigenous Nudity!

gayskeleton — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 02:05:58 +0000

Girls, We All Can’t Get Implants or God’s Going to Get Bored and Stop Trying.

gayskeleton — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 02:33:26 +0000

God Trades Breasts for Brains.

Heath Ledger’s Death,uh, Performance Creates Oscar Buzz.

gayskeleton — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:09:38 +0000

Johnny Depp is thinking-Maybe I should of died between Pirates 2 and 3…

Shannen Doherty May Reprise Role in New 90210. Very Select Few Care.

gayskeleton — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:48:35 +0000

Very Few.

The Nail in the Coffee.

gayskeleton — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:47:34 +0000

Starbucks to cut up to 12,000 jobs, close 600 stores

By Lisa Faertleino 48 minutes ago

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Starbucks Corp (SBUX.O) said on Tuesday it plans to close 600 underperforming U.S. stores and cut up to 12,000 full- and part-time positions, as it copes with an economic downturn and increasing competition.

And that’s just on one street corner.