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NewsFlash-Katy Perry, Ugly. Just like the Rest of Us.

January 2, 2011

Ground Breaking. Earth Shattering. Katy Perry is human, and just like mostly everyone else inhabiting this planet, is ugly. Now you can feel a little more confident, a tad more self assured. Now that WE are all equals. And that smoke and mirrors (and auto-tune) can only bring you the superfical joy of worldwide popularity and millions of dollars.

WTF’rs is my Superficial Joy!?!

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Clay Aiken’s New Look! Twinkie Twinkie Little Star…

May 8, 2008

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Breaking.Revealed. American Idol Rigged!

April 30, 2008
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On Tuesday’s American Idol Paula Reads Wrong Lines From the Script.

Commenting On an Unperformed Song Leaves Everyone Confounded.

Her (Drug Addled) Blunder Revealed Show Scripted Ahead of Time. Witty Banter Between Judges and Contestants Falsified!

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