Archive for the ‘lazy eye’ Category

NewsFlash-Katy Perry, Ugly. Just like the Rest of Us.

January 2, 2011

Ground Breaking. Earth Shattering. Katy Perry is human, and just like mostly everyone else inhabiting this planet, is ugly. Now you can feel a little more confident, a tad more self assured. Now that WE are all equals. And that smoke and mirrors (and auto-tune) can only bring you the superfical joy of worldwide popularity and millions of dollars.

WTF’rs is my Superficial Joy!?!


Girls, We All Can’t Get Implants or God’s Going to Get Bored and Stop Trying.

July 5, 2008

God Trades Breasts for Brains.

Breaking.Revealed. American Idol Rigged!

April 30, 2008
On Tuesday’s American Idol Paula Reads Wrong Lines From the Script.

Commenting On an Unperformed Song Leaves Everyone Confounded.

Her (Drug Addled) Blunder Revealed Show Scripted Ahead of Time. Witty Banter Between Judges and Contestants Falsified!


April 30, 2008

Christmas Come Early. Miley Cyrus Topless.

April 28, 2008

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Awww. She’s Getting Sluttier and Sluttier Right Before Our Eyes.

Can We Say Alyssa Milano in the Making?

Thanks Lindsay For Being So Aspirational.

Oh. and BTW- She’s Really Ugly.


April 28, 2008

Breaking News. Vida Guerra’s Ass Implants!

April 26, 2008

Vida Guerra aka The Dog-Faced Girl Has had Ass Implants!
Our Crack ResearchTeam Here at The Gayskeleton Lab have unearthed photos
of said Ass from early in Vida’s “Career.” As you can see Her Ass is Noticeably
Flatter then. It is Rumoured that she got a Package Deal at the Plastic
Surgeons- Buy a Fake Rack and We’ll Throw in the Phony Ass For Freeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

50 Cent. Newest Kardashian Sister.

April 26, 2008
Because He Has Way More Ass Than the Models.

Scandal.Racy Photos of New Gossip Girl Star Emma Demar.

April 22, 2008

Obviously She Loves Showing Off Her Gossip Girls!!!

This Just In.

April 8, 2008

Drawing from the conclusion that God does not allow humans to both don an attractive mug and a RATED OUT OF THIS WORLD booty a new slang term has been engendered.

Butt-er-Face-Meaning “Her Butt! Er… Her Face!”…”Oh well let’s fuck anyways!”